This bizzare page is decicated to the mad bitch that stalks my mate Steve. She is one of the most frightening creations ever to walk the earth with eyes that could make the Angel of the North fall from its perch.

Her hobbies include -             stalking

                                                    looking mad

                                                    Scaring innocent people with her strange behavior

                                                    Swooping past you at great speed

In an attempt to find out who this fu**ed up bitch is i am including some security photos of her in mid stalk in the vain hope that someone can identify her.

On a recent visit to our workplace she stalked for a full 3 hours in a run of pure terror.Swooping through the department on many occasions with hard and frightening glances. In an attempt to stop her i attempted to stalk her back for some time so that she could see what she puts us through. One icy stare from this hard hearted maiden resulted in me having to be defrosted in the bakery oven for half an hour.

Anyway - on with the photos

This is one of her 'im just another schoolgirl in the street look'

BUT - to coin a phrase "Look at her eyes, Look at her eyes"

and who is the Groucho Marx lookalike with her ?