Welcome to the wonderful world of Tommy 'the crow' Whooper and his strange outlook to life. If you are trying to live your life to the strangest ways available to you then some strange phrases and noises are a must to you.

The whooper has cornered the market in strangeness, and working with increasingly more bizzare characters has only strengthened his standing in his mad mad world.

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The word 'Tommy' - this is a word that can be used to describe anything in the world really. If something or anything needs a first name then Tommy is it. Examples of this would be Tommy Whooper, Tommy Pizza, Tommy Pissing, Tommy Sheep . Anything that can be used to baffle the people around you is a Tommy. or the female equivalent of Dolly.

Squaking at the top of your voice in a crow like manner for no particular reason is a good thing to do in a normal sane environment or conversation as it merely points to the fact that you are bizzare.

Entering the word Whoop in to a sentance for no reason and acting as if you have said nothing out of the ordinary.

The Phrase ' stick the tail on her' - anyone worth having sex with

The Phrase 'Big Gaz will stretch her pipes for you yung un' - used to tell the younger people who he works with what his intentions are towards their girlfriends so that they will be ready to sleep with them.